Symphony Chef Pillows

Quartet of Chefs

Cookbooks

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Witch's Brew.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'..and one for the pot.'

"Sauted lard, please."

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Sandwich snob.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Thanks, I found the cheesecloth. Can you recommend a nice wine to serve with it?'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.