Swiss Bank Enthusiast Gifts

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Paul Wolfowitz.

I have a dream.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Cornucopia Horns.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Banking

'Bad dog!'