Proud Swiss Aficionados Gifts

"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Cornucopia Horns.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"How does this make you feel?"

Cheese Hole

Neighborhood Watch.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"It works smart, while we work hard."

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

Regulating Switzerland.

Roger Federer

Switzerland breaks with tradition on tax evasion.

'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'

'You're Swiss, aren't you?'

William Tell gets ready

Switzerland

Roger the Great

In Switzerland Death carries a Swiss army knife instead of a scythe

'Get the fat guy off me or I'll have Greenpeace on your back so fast it make your head swim!'

Swiss Cheese Cow

Alphorn

What's that for? To open my swiss bank account.

"So what's so good about Switzerland?"

"A simple no will suffice Hans."

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

Roger Federer

Yodel

Swiss Army Hook.