Swiss Bank Enthusiast Pillows

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Cornucopia Horns.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."