Swimsuit Season Gifts

"More like 95% off!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Christmas Socks

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

New for Fall

Bathing suit.

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'Is it labor day already?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Tunnel of Fudge!

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'You're definitely a winter.'

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Bundle up!

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."