Swimming Pool Culture Gifts

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'How's the water, dear?'

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Dolphin tricks.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t