Swimming Pool Culture Pillows

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'How's the water, dear?'

Cruise.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Dolphin tricks.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent