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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.