Gym Culture Mugs

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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The trim reaper

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.