Swimmer Chuckles Gifts

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I'm beached body ready."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Oh Bugger !

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

'Thank you for coming in at such short notice.'

"Down the end and second on your left."

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

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