Sweeping Artist Gifts

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

Cake Writer's Block

Jesus swept.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Hands off!

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

"Say when!"

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

Artistic Street Sweeper

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'