Sweeping Artist Gifts

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Cake

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Cake Writer's Block

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Jesus swept.

Muhammad Dali...

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Artistic Street Sweeper

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

"Say when!"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"