Spill Artist Gifts

"Say when!"

Face painting.

Man using to much bug spray

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Fox hunting.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'