Spill Artist Pillows

"Say when!"

Face painting.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Man using to much bug spray

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."