Splice Artist Pillows

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Face painting.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

A holiday at home

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Surgeon

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

Puddle Jumper

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Say when!"

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'You do nice work!'

Graffiti Artists.

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'I reached a compromise with the boss regarding my vacation.'

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

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