Splice Artist Gifts

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Face painting.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

A holiday at home

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Surgeon

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'Wanna help make sure we don't become an endangered species?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Puddle Jumper

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"Say when!"

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'You do nice work!'

"I'm a breast and leg man, myself!"

Graffiti Artists.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

Would you like some sprinkles on that?

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

'I reached a compromise with the boss regarding my vacation.'

The Quick Picker Up