Sweeping Steward Gifts

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Solar Power.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

"No, still there."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

Jesus swept.

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Happy New Year!'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."