Sweeping Steward Pillows

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Solar Power.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"No, still there."

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Jesus swept.

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

Our Job Steward

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"