Rope Wrangling Artist Gifts

"Right now for the dissent. Pass me the ropes Roger."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Multitasking

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Tossing for it.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Lariant Art.

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

The British Society of Campanology...

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.

Graduation day at Cowboy School

Echappe

Salmon Fishing.

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Climbing the Wall.

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

'Boy you are good!'

Gymnasium

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

'When mime children touch the walls with dirty hands.'

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

Velcro sneaks.