Rope Trickster Gifts

Lasso

Corral. That lasso is only used for doing good deeds. A "noble lariat"!

Velcro sneaks.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Spider's Web Trampoline

A voodoo doctor.

'Look a huge bird!'

Untrustworthy partner

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Snowman Magic

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Tom Mullica.

Candle Size

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"You call that a KISS?"

And that's why I'm still single!

"No, a chiropractor won't help. My wife just stuck another needle in the voodoo doll."