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Velcro sneaks.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Spider's Web Trampoline

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Untrustworthy partner

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Go on! Pick a card.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Snowman Magic

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Candle Size

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"You call that a KISS?"

And that's why I'm still single!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"