Rope Wrangler Gifts

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Rule 1: Wear a life jacket. Rule 2: Don't get all tangled up in the anchor rope.

Tossing for it.

Climbing the Wall.

'I hear the boss is taking roping lessons.I wonder what he's going to practice on?'

Missing you...

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

The British Society of Campanology...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

King kong 5 G.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Parenting Business Deals

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Dissectum Paniculata

The First Day Back

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'