Sweaty Skeptics Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the witty, skeptical soul in your life? Our collection for sweaty skeptics features clever designs perfect for expressing their thoughtful, humorous side. Whether they’re questioning everything or just enjoy a good laugh, these items add personality to their space and wardrobe. Find the ideal mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that speaks to their skeptical spirit and love for clever humor.

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"You calm down."

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"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?" mockup

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

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"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

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'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.' mockup

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

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"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!" mockup

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

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"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!" mockup

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

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'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..' mockup

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

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'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?' mockup

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?" mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

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Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife. mockup

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

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Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

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Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

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'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.' mockup

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

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I hate autumn!

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When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

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When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out." mockup

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

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"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore." mockup

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

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'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.' mockup

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

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'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.' mockup

'You might think it's your roof, but it's really my yard.'

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"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good." mockup

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

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"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"

"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!" mockup

"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"

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The Woman Without a Core

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Clancy: Taking Everything with a Pinch of Salt

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Clancy: Taking Everything with a Pinch of Salt

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"He can't roll over, he sheds too much, he can't fetch. How can he be the Messiah?"

"He can't roll over, he sheds too much, he can't fetch. How can he be the Messiah?" mockup

"He can't roll over, he sheds too much, he can't fetch. How can he be the Messiah?"

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'Walk all the way to the woods?! Why can't we just call a cab?'

'Walk all the way to the woods?! Why can't we just call a cab?' mockup

'Walk all the way to the woods?! Why can't we just call a cab?'

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'Spread it on, lick it off.'

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"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure." mockup

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.' mockup

'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'

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'We'll go to Santa's Grotto next year, after the recession.'

'We'll go to Santa's Grotto next year, after the recession.' mockup

'We'll go to Santa's Grotto next year, after the recession.'

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'No, I won't go out with you, Nigel, not 'til you man up!'

'No, I won't go out with you, Nigel, not 'til you man up!' mockup

'No, I won't go out with you, Nigel, not 'til you man up!'

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'I hate Mondays.'

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Sweaty Skeptics Gifts Collection

Sweaty Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that celebrate skeptical humor—perfect for brightening mornings and sparking smiles.

Sweaty Skeptics Pillows

Keep their space humorous and inviting with pillows that highlight their skeptical and witty personality.

Sweaty Skeptics Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the humorous skepticism—ideal for sparking conversations and adding personality to any room.

Sweaty Skeptics T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to the skeptic in everyone—fun designs that showcase their playful doubts and clever wit.