Sweaty Strategist Gifts

Need a gift for the intel-driven, creatively minded strategist? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products designed to celebrate their sharp thinking and creative flair. Whether it's a quirky mug for those intense work sessions or a fun print to brighten their space, find something that resonates with their strategic soul.

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Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife. mockup

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

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'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.' mockup

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

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"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

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"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

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Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up." mockup

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

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"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

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"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach." mockup

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

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"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing." mockup

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

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Book on Thumb Twiddling

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"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic." mockup

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

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Sport

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"I'm in advertising. . ."

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Bummer Time Streaming

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'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.' mockup

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

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'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?' mockup

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

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"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped." mockup

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

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'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?' mockup

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

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'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.' mockup

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

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Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange. mockup

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

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"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!" mockup

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

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'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.' mockup

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

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'War is heck!'

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"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?" mockup

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

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"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here." mockup

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

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"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice." mockup

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

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'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?' mockup

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

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With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . . mockup

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

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Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin. mockup

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

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"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys." mockup

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

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312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date mockup

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

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"Cutting off the nose to spite the face."

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face." mockup

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face."

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Sweaty Strategist Gifts Collection

Sweaty Strategist Mugs

Explore more witty and creative mugs perfect for the dedicated strategist—great for morning coffee or motivational displays.

Sweaty Strategist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty designs that brighten up any space for the creative strategist in your life.

Sweaty Strategist Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the ingenuity of strategists—ideal for decorating a creative workspace or home office.

Sweaty Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our collection of clever t-shirts designed for strategists who love to showcase their creative side with humor.