Sweaty Techie Gifts

Sport

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Googler

Dawing your Cellphone

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"You are still here."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Social media messages

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

Sports and new technologies

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Power theft on mobile phones

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

The Grazer App

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

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