Sweaty Techie Prints

Sport

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Googler

Dawing your Cellphone

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"You are still here."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Social media messages

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'If you don't stay seated, I'll have to use my pop-up blocker.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Sports and new technologies

Power theft on mobile phones

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

The Grazer App

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