Stretching Skeptics Gifts

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'Keep fit.'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

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"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

The first meeting.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"