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"Would sir care to see the water list?"

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Ball Pool Peril

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Modigliani's Giraffe

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

A Grazing Shark

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

The Salvador Deli

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Salvador Deli

Dali Clock

Just another day at Helium Farm