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The Salvador Deli

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Diner.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

The worm that churned!

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Cheese Pile

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."