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'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

Paul Klee

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Salvador Dali's cats.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Breakfast surreal.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Picasso Cloud.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Life Is Just A Game

Muhammad Dali...

Dali Clock

Post Post

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'