Surrealist Dining Enthusiast Pillows

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Window in the Sky.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Flower Painting

"Meow...."

Modigliani's Giraffe

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

A Grazing Shark

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

The Salvador Deli

Salvador Deli

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Dali Clock

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Muhammad Dali...