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"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

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Breakfast surreal.

Sausages!