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Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Breakfast surreal.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

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