Surreal T-Shirts

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!