Surreal Scenarios T-Shirts

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Spiderman car window cleaner

Philip Kindred Dick

'It's for you.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Fork reading newspaper

Knight in the Elevator

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'Mom!!'

"I'm sorry, but your last still life said you were constantly fidgeting, texting and sighing loudly!"

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

The fairy godmother made a coach for Cinderella out of a pumpkin! Bill. That's nothing. Some guys made a car for me out of a lemon!

No caption (A man who looks like the figure in the painting The Scream is standing in front of the painting plugging his ears).

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

Apex Piano Movers

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

Riding a Teapot

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Larry?!"

"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."

The world coming to an end

'Space available' sign in desert.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."