Surreal Scenarios Pillows

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'It's for you.'

Kate's Cat Kennel

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Fork reading newspaper

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

Knight in the Elevator

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'Mom!!'

"Hey, bartender, spill another beer in front of me, will ya?"

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

Riding a Teapot

"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."

"Larry?!"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

The world coming to an end

'Space available' sign in desert.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."