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"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'D'you ever get the feeling you're being watched?'

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'I have no idea what he does, but he must be a success if he can make more than she can spend.'

An inflatable man confronts a human man with his inflatable girlfriend.

Rat Hands.

'Once I dreamt of being a famous surgeon. Woke up covered in blood.'

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Vortex

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Oh, kind of Dali-esque. How has your day been?"

"That's what we look like naked???"

Surreal Time Keeping

Silhouette Party

"Head's up, some localised flooding."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

A tattoo? That's so strange...did I get drunk last night?

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

Giant cat at school open night.

Isolated Shower

Employees Only Mousehole.

Helicopter hat lands on helipad on top of man's head.

A man has a gumball machine for a head.

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Man with bite in him must find the perpetrator at a police station lineup.

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

Topsy-Turveydom

"Meow...."

"Looks like rain."

The Artist