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"You're home early."

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Slinky Cow World

Giant Monster in Bath

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A dream of consequence

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

allovertheplace.com

How information mingles in our brains

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Police lineup

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Skinhead guppy.

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Escher's Dog

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

It's from his Swiss period

Ink Eraser

Robot Attack in Bath

"Meow...."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"