Surreal Art Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're home early."

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Slinky Cow World

Giant Monster in Bath

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

A dream of consequence

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

How information mingles in our brains

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Police lineup

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Skinhead guppy.

Escher's Dog

"Meow...."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

Robot Attack in Bath

Ink Eraser

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.