Surreal Art Lover Gifts

Mindful of oneself

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

Dada Supremo in park with great dads.

Optical illusions.

'Honey, don't move. It's a bowl to bowl salesman...how do you suppose they get here anyway?'

An elevator to some dynamite.

'Now there's something you don't see every day.'

Blue Cat

Man finds a mine in his soup.

Cheese grater slide.

'Gary is a model at a company that designs fun house mirrors.'

At Salvador Dali's funeral,

Basketball with a trash can.

Giant Cat in the Sky

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

Donkey Car

Fish Umbrella

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

Vase of Arms

Paper Bombs

Doctors"Hi, my name is Doctor Jerome van Mopple, and my speciality is hallucinations."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

Goodminton!

Sorry... This is Not a Full-Scale Drawing

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Motorway Edge

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Friendly fire

Son of Alien.

Donkey with man's head and man with donkey's head

"No, but I can take a message."

"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."

A hand emerges from a toothpaste tube

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"He's not from our department - we're hoping he'll float away."