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A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"So what's the takeaway here?"

Headless Man

Rodeo

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Slinky Cow World

Giant Monster in Bath

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

How information mingles in our brains

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Police lineup

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

Robot Attack in Bath

Skinhead guppy.

"Meow...."

Escher's Dog

It's from his Swiss period

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."