Surreal Thinker T-Shirts

Abstract painter

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

The Artist

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Reverse psychology

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Escher exhibition first floor

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.