Surreal Thinker Gifts

Abstract painter

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

The Artist

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Reverse psychology

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Convenience.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"