Supporters Of The Elderly Gifts

'They're downsizing at 'Meals on Wheels'.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Come die with me.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

When Seniors Fly

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

Angry pensioner

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Old folk dancing

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Pension Calculation

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Nobility vehicle'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

Old people sign - Whatever

"Lets go and tilt at that windmill"

"I've learned a few tricks for dealing with my arthritis. One is to invest in a good jar opener."

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"