Supporters Of The Elderly T-Shirts

'They're downsizing at 'Meals on Wheels'.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Handle With Care

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'Come die with me.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

When Seniors Fly

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Angry pensioner

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Old folk dancing

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Pension Calculation

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

'Nobility vehicle'

"I've learned a few tricks for dealing with my arthritis. One is to invest in a good jar opener."

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

"Lets go and tilt at that windmill"

Old people sign - Whatever

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'