Elderly Support T-Shirts

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Someone to see you!"

'Come die with me.'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Fetch the Walker

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

"Hey, you two. Stay for dinner! We'll throw a pizza in the blender!"

"Fall prevention!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

Home economics