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'no punch line...signs'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Woman carries the world.

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Handle With Care

Mod Kwan Doh

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"Someone to see you!"

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

How to save money on geriatric care?

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Failure - Success

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

The Ladies of the Creation - Bloomerism. - No. XII. - The heiress.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."