Elderly Support Gifts

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Someone to see you!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Come die with me.'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Fetch the Walker

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

How to save money on geriatric care?

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

'He steals from the drug companies and gives to the elderly!'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"Those speedbumps are there for a reason, Mrs. Gunderson."

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.

"Hey, you two. Stay for dinner! We'll throw a pizza in the blender!"

"Fall prevention!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'