Superfluid Chuckler Gifts

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Bless you!'

'Time's up, chuckles.'