Superfluid Chuckler Gifts

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Keyboard in Heaven

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Bless you!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"