Sugar Police Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Doughnut Making

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Bear at a vending machine

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

We have skule clothes.

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"Why have you brought me here?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'