Sugar Police Gifts

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

Any time is cake o'clock

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Bear at a vending machine

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

We have skule clothes.

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'