Sugar Watchdogs Gifts

Caution - hazardous waist.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

NDAs for non VIPs

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Steve Bannon

Nice Apology, Mark

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

Volkswagen with skull face

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Julian Assange

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Nuclear Power Station

How a Bill Becomes Law - Updated

Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'