Sugar Watchdogs Prints

Caution - hazardous waist.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Steve Bannon

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Robert Menendez investigated for corruption

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

Pharm Drugs Inc: 'The placbo group is selected entirely on income - poor people can't afford designer drugs anyway.'

'Oh, sure, he's part of the checks and balances: He gets plenty of checks and his bank balances are great.'